Total Medals Earned: 30 (From 7 different games.) Total Medal Score: 605 Points
Medals Earned: 1/5 (5/305 points)
Die
Destroy all asteroids
Destroy all enemy ships
Beat the game
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/7 (5/225 points)
Reach the second floor
reach fourth floor
reach third floor
reach fifth floor
reach sixth floor
reach seventh floor
finish the game
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/15 points)
Finish episode 1.
Find the hidden Golden Astronaut token.
Collect every story token.
Medals Earned: 3/7 (125/340 points)
Break out the legal way.
Break out the badass way.
Break out the Sneaky Way
ROFL ROFL ROFL
...or do you?
Find all 18 FAILs.
Medals Earned: 4/18 (70/660 points)
Watching kredit make me STRONG
Listen to a song linked in the credits
*Obnoxious Airhorn Sound*
Achieve the Rank CA
Where is he?
Stuck the landing
You knew he'd be in this game somewheres
Wake up and smell the snow
Achieve the Rank GI
Achieve the Rank IRO
Achieve the Rank PD
Achieve the Rank TB
Get a total of 101 fails
Find all 60 unique fails
Unlock every medal, then click the icon (ingame)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
Medals Earned: 5/9 (75/375 points)
Pass 5 levels
Pass 15 levels
Pass 10 levels
Pass half of the levels
Pass 25 levels
Pass 35 levels
Pass 30 levels
Complete the game
Pass the secret level
Medals Earned: 15/20 (225/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Total over 1 million feet
Play over an hour
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)